"Right, I'm in! My flippin' mental insanity has helped manifest a move to a quiet bungalow estate in Portchester. I feel so much better now I'm away from all that traffic and the scary boxer two doors away. As a thank you, I will never pee or poo in the house, I've decided to be house trained immediately!"
"I'm loving all this filth, decorating, gardening - although I am proving to be a bit accident prone. I've slashed my leg open on a metal bucket, then I hurt my leg jumping off the bench."
"Look at me, I'm feeling quite shapely as I get older, my leg muscles are forming nicely after lots of walkies and jumping incessantly like Zebedee. I love looking out the window on the horsey sofa too."
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